keep.your.shit.tight

want.

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:44:52 -0500

want.

synecdoche: GUYS, LET’S DO SHOTS AND GET CRAZY. fine!...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:11:05 -0500

synecdoche:

GUYS, LET’S DO SHOTS AND GET CRAZY.

fine! i’ll drink with you!

Dear Pirate,

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:17:32 -0500

I can’t wait to drink wine out of a can with you.

love always, rmh.

f yeah breakfast

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:41:50 -0500

kelmitchell:

synecdoche:

so i just got out of bed and went downstairs and my mom has already made (and decorated) three cakes, a ton of chocolate lollipops, and six trays of cookies.

You should start another tumblr called fuckyeahdebstopher (if that all fits) with pictures of all the awesome shit she makes. Maybe she’ll get a book deal. Ma’am-cakes could be making Arab money.

is mamcakes finally sticking? i called your mother that, cause its what i call suz, at your graduation party.

(via ex-genius) i wrote it down and everything!

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:31:01 -0500

(via ex-genius)

i wrote it down and everything!

synecdoche: hahaha i miss paige and rae samesies. but you. we...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:09:34 -0500

synecdoche:

hahaha i miss paige and rae

samesies. but you. we miss you.

top five albums of the decade

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:07:31 -0500

synecdoche:

bright eyes - lifted or the story is in the soil, keep your ear to the ground

bright eyes - fevers and mirrors

bright eyes - digital ash in a digital urn

eminem - the marshall mathers lp

bright eyes - i’m wide awake, it’s morning

see above.

Sweatheart is gonna knock a bitch up.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:01:31 -0500

drwhat:

Rae spit up a lot of tea when that happened.

i wish my jersey shore experience was more like this.

did sammi just say "knock a bitch up"?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:00:54 -0500

synecdoche:

because that’s not possible.

i think i just peed my pants.

Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:50:23 -0500

Jersey Shore Nickname Generator:

drwhat:

kelmitchell:

genebernardo:

kaythanks:

melowdramatic:

s4medge:

tyleredge:

s4medge:

ridexfixed:

showerbeers:

waaaaaaaalt:

“Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Tight End”

Your Jersey Shore nickname is: Tan Jovi

Your Jersey Shore nickname is: J-Train

Your Jersey Shore nickname is: Tan-tric

mine is THE IMPACT rofl

I’m quite jealous of that name.

A-TRAIN! *FIST PUMP FIST PUMP!

The Princess of Paramus

-_-

AHAHAHA. Juice Springsteen!

The Position.

Your Jersey Shore nickname is: Sookie

Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Tan-trum

synecdoche: adeandabet: jesseboy: Pregnancy is beautiful and...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:47:59 -0500

synecdoche:

adeandabet:

jesseboy:

Pregnancy is beautiful and captivating.

Here is proof.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

fo;a;dgkshtj i didn’t even watch this, i just accidentally had my mouse over the video and WTF BABIES ARE DISGUSTING AND TERRIFYING AND I NEVER WANT ONE INSIDE OF MY STOMACH.

it is so high up! paige is freaking out. god i love the perks of having a small couch. how can i put this on a loop?

synecdoche: dealbreaker. if your guy just threw up and is...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:46:24 -0500

synecdoche:

dealbreaker.

if your guy just threw up and is tryin to make out with you… it’s a deal breaker.

iameryka: hammerito: (via fucknotattoos) For Mo. why. god....

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:35:33 -0500

iameryka:

hammerito:

(via fucknotattoos)

For Mo.

why. god. why.

synecdoche: miss u, fatty. oh god this is adorable.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:29:53 -0500

synecdoche:

miss u, fatty.

oh god this is adorable.

Shiiiiiit yes! This dress has POCKETS!

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:26:03 -0500

(via nervousrex)

always a pleasant surprise.

synecdoche: would you still be friends with me if i made “I...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:24:29 -0500

synecdoche:

would you still be friends with me if i made “I <3 THE SITUATION” t-shirts?

because i <3 the situation.

The only situation that should be noted about The Situation is the situation about his god damned face!

also this show is awesome and make me one?

pertoleum: (via routinemalaise) pilot: see above.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:44:44 -0500

pertoleum:

(via routinemalaise)

pilot: see above.

synecdoche: gpoyw. instead of doing laundry, i’m wearing...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:42:33 -0500

synecdoche:

gpoyw. instead of doing laundry, i’m wearing clothes from ‘02. pilot in high school: black thermals, homemade “band” t-shirts (junior year doolittle stage!), ridiculous wigs, and purple glasses. and i wore large headphones all the time (i still do) and stuck my tongue out because i was really silly and quirky like natalie portman in citizen kane except i was all “yo you gotta listen to ‘soco amaretto lime’ by brand new. it’ll totally change your life, man.”

things that make me love pilot reblog.

(via showerbeers) open packet. insert in toilet. (insert jim...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:39:45 -0500

(via showerbeers)

open packet. insert in toilet. (insert jim gaffigan here.)

bombsoverhiroshima: hell yes. yes yes yes. Tastykake.com -...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:20:07 -0500

bombsoverhiroshima:

hell yes. yes yes yes.

Tastykake.com - Shop Online

two of my favorite things of all time:

tastykake’s and things that look like tastykake’s