Pregnancy is beautiful and captivating.
Here is proof.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
fo;a;dgkshtj i didn’t even watch this, i just accidentally had my mouse over the video and WTF BABIES ARE DISGUSTING AND TERRIFYING AND I NEVER WANT ONE INSIDE OF MY STOMACH.
it is so high up! paige is freaking out. god i love the perks of having a small couch. how can i put this on a loop?
dealbreaker.
if your guy just threw up and is tryin to make out with you… it’s a deal breaker.
(via fucknotattoos)
For Mo.
why. god. why.
miss u, fatty.
oh god this is adorable.
would you still be friends with me if i made “I <3 THE SITUATION” t-shirts?
because i <3 the situation.
The only situation that should be noted about The Situation is the situation about his god damned face!
also this show is awesome and make me one?
(via routinemalaise)
pilot: see above.
gpoyw. instead of doing laundry, i’m wearing clothes from ‘02. pilot in high school: black thermals, homemade “band” t-shirts (junior year doolittle stage!), ridiculous wigs, and purple glasses. and i wore large headphones all the time (i still do) and stuck my tongue out because i was really silly and quirky like natalie portman in citizen kane except i was all “yo you gotta listen to ‘soco amaretto lime’ by brand new. it’ll totally change your life, man.”
things that make me love pilot reblog.
(via showerbeers)
open packet. insert in toilet. (insert jim gaffigan here.)
hell yes. yes yes yes.
two of my favorite things of all time:
tastykake’s and things that look like tastykake’s
