July 2011
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June 2010
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Jun 30th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 17th
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things i'm excited about:
drwhat: synecdoche: moving to the city after wanting to for 20 years! being closer to all of my friends in queens. being dangerously close to a bar and a bookstore [hopefully] finding a job & having an income again! starting a production company with cara and doria! getting an iphone! INTERNET AT ALL TIMES! drinking four loko and watching movies every day. GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF...
Jun 15th
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This movie needs to end cuz I need me some...
(via johnwilkestooth) can’t you watch it and eat scrapple*? *the best food ever in life
Jun 15th
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dear lottery, please let me win you so i can buy... →
Jun 12th
Frozen pizzas from a gas station...
huskerdont: …not a good idea. frozen burritos from 711 aren’t either.
Jun 12th
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best idea! →
Jun 12th
things i want. →
Jun 12th
Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
OH MAN, THE SIMON PEGG EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO IS...
(via pertoleum) every episode of doctor who is awesome.
Jun 10th
Jun 1st
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May 2010
8 posts
May 16th
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May 10th
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bombsoverhiroshima: sometimesagreatnotion: Clementine: This is it, Joel. It’s going to be gone soon. Joel: I know. Clementine: What do we do? Joel: Enjoy it. sand is overrated. it’s just tiny little rocks.
May 7th
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I wish I were independently wealthy
kelmitchell: Not like a trust-fund kid or anything like that. I wish I invented something or started some sort of successful business when I was like 17. This way at the ripe old age of 22 I could be sitting somewhere warm, preferably in a hammock, wearing a big floppy straw hat and sipping pastel-colored drinks with a crazy straw. Mostly I want to be a lazy fuck, who never has to worry about...
May 5th
I HAVE AN INTERVIEW!!
plasticktiger: just when i had given up on hearing back from them, the Onion News Network e-mailed me and asked for an interview for the casting internship! i hope i don’t fuck it up from this point on, because if i do say so myself, my cover letter was bangin. i just hope i get it. yeay!!!
May 4th
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May 3rd
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MAKIN BAKED POTATOES!!! WOOOOH!
(via johnwilkestooth) backed potatoes + the phils pwning the mets = best night eveR.
May 3rd
April 2010
6 posts
Apr 30th
Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnwilkestooth: So your love of Long Island was always weird to me like HOW COULD SOMEONE HOLD SUCH A LAME PLACE SO CLOSE TO THEIR HEART.  BUT.  I just realized that it’s EXACTLY the same as how much I love Pennsylvania, esp the places between the cities and the nowhere lands.  So…Hey Billy.  Keep up the sweetass work of loving the place you live and grew up and respecting it for how beautiful...
Apr 25th
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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March 2010
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Mar 19th
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“To die would be an awfully big adventure.”
– (via bombsoverhiroshima) fingehs like sausages!
Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 9th
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laziest saturday ever
synecdoche: i can’t decide if my love of pulled pork wins over my hatred of putting on a bra. no bra. no panties. no bra. no panties.
Mar 6th
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I've spent my last three drawing classes drawing...
iameryka: That’s fucking 6hours of boxing. i box 24 hours a day. 7 days a week.
Mar 2nd
February 2010
22 posts
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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shakespeareandshoes: frickin frick g train! why do you have to stop running and ruin my plans??? there’s a shuttle bus
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 10th
meat cake. →
theangryprojectionist: (via consuela) WANT! riiiight! who doesn’t love cake? who doesn’t love meatloaf? this is the BEST IDEA EVER!
Feb 8th
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meat cake. →
iameryka: (via consuela) This is disgusting. You fail. On a tastier note, cheese steak?! I have tons of bacon fat! cheese steak party!
Feb 8th
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meat cake. →
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th