December112009

f yeah breakfast

kelmitchell:

synecdoche:

so i just got out of bed and went downstairs and my mom has already made (and decorated) three cakes, a ton of chocolate lollipops, and six trays of cookies.

You should start another tumblr called fuckyeahdebstopher (if that all fits) with pictures of all the awesome shit she makes. Maybe she’ll get a book deal. Ma’am-cakes could be making Arab money.

is mamcakes finally sticking? i called your mother that, cause its what i call suz, at your graduation party.

7PM
(via ex-genius)
i wrote it down and everything!

(via ex-genius)

i wrote it down and everything!

December102009
synecdoche:

hahaha i miss paige and rae

samesies. but you. we miss you.

synecdoche:

hahaha i miss paige and rae

samesies. but you. we miss you.

11PM

top five albums of the decade

synecdoche:

  1. bright eyes - lifted or the story is in the soil, keep your ear to the ground
  2. bright eyes - fevers and mirrors
  3. bright eyes - digital ash in a digital urn
  4. eminem - the marshall mathers lp
  5. bright eyes - i’m wide awake, it’s morning

see above.

11PM

Sweatheart is gonna knock a bitch up.

drwhat:

Rae spit up a lot of tea when that happened.

i wish my jersey shore experience was more like this.

11PM

did sammi just say "knock a bitch up"?

synecdoche:

because that’s not possible.

i think i just peed my pants.

9PM
9PM

synecdoche:

adeandabet:

jesseboy:

Pregnancy is beautiful and captivating.

Here is proof.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

fo;a;dgkshtj i didn’t even watch this, i just accidentally had my mouse over the video and WTF BABIES ARE DISGUSTING AND TERRIFYING AND I NEVER WANT ONE INSIDE OF MY STOMACH.

it is so high up! paige is freaking out. god i love the perks of having a small couch. how can i put this on a loop?

9PM
synecdoche:

dealbreaker.

if your guy just threw up and is tryin to make out with you… it’s a deal breaker.

synecdoche:

dealbreaker.

if your guy just threw up and is tryin to make out with you… it’s a deal breaker.

9PM
iameryka:

hammerito:

(via fucknotattoos)

For Mo.

why. god. why.

iameryka:

hammerito:

(via fucknotattoos)

For Mo.

why. god. why.

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